As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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