did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
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