I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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