Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
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turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
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Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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