i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
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I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
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It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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