What should our trivia night team be named?
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I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
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i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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