My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
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Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
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In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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