So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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