Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
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I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
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I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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