dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
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This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
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I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog