At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown