so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
there's paper in my vomit.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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