shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
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Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
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Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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