Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
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think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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