It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
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Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
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I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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