Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
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he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
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You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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