Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
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I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
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I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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