I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
