do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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