i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
It's like God shit irony all over that family
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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