who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I showed him my bush... on skype.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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