no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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