Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You are a genius and a whore.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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