my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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