He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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