She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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