Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
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She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
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I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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