is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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