: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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