his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
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