I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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