they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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