oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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