Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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