Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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