I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
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The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
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Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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