wat bout pragnant strippers??
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Randomize