tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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