thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
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