omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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