I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
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Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
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I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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