does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
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This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
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I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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