i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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