I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
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I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
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I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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