You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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