i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
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