doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
you would pick up someone in the library
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so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
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Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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