A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
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Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
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Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
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