all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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