Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
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it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
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took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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