doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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