is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
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